Profound Ignorance

30 Day Challenge. - Day 3

Day 3 (See, I’m making up for lost time)

My views on drugs and alcohol are fairly clear. I drink, and I smoke.

& Yes, Nicotine is a drug, and so is herbs.
Drugs and Alcohol are over analysed, common knowledge abuse of any substance will result badly. With that said, I would never touch anything along the lines of cocaine, LSD, etc.  

Kids, Stay away from Drugs! … They’re bad..






Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay?

Alcohol devours your liver but nobody cares. So waitress…. another round!!!

30 Day Challenge.

So i think i missed day 2…. time to play catch up.

In 10 years… which will be 2020. All I really want is comfort.

I want to still be in the same role i am in now, Director of Aesthetics Now.

I have a fair amount of faith that Aesthetics Now will be around for a very long time so I am truly not that worried.

I’ll be 34 years old (wow, I’m a baby still) and that sound like early fatherhood stages, ain’t it. Should be taking King Julian to his first day of big kids school around this time.

30 Day Challenge.

I generally never keep up with my blogs updated, so im gonna try and use this dumb shit to keep me coming back… it’s also serves as a simple way to introduce my complicated life.

So…. Day 1

I am …… single …. i think…. well…. not really……

You know what I hate, when people say “It’s Complicated“…. good god i hate that shit, how hard is it to go yes you’re in a relationship or no you’re not ?

With that said,  ”it’s complicated” …. and i do mean COMPLICATED!! and for this reason i just avoid the conversation like a deadly plague. 

Can I say i enjoy it, I’ve learned to not care to be truthful. It is necessary and fine for the time being. I’ll make that change one day though… like everyone else, i too want kids and a swing out front with picket fence and shit.

Defeat Snatched from the Jaws of Vick-tory

Not sure what to say about this weeks Giants - Eagles game.

With just over 7 minutes to go, the NY Giants were up 31 - 10 over the rival Philadelphia Eagles. This game meant… Playoff birth, Division Victory, Playoff Bye Week and possibly most important…. Bragging rights. 

When the clocks hit 0:00 the Vickings…. i mean Eagles were celebrating on the Giants home field after a 65yrd Punt return to win… seriously, how hard is it to kick the ball out of bounds on the punt… out………….of………..bounds.

FUCK!

Congrats Philly, ………… G-men…. please make this a positive for us going into the post season.

I will now take a week long hiatus from all things sports to recover… time to lick my wounds.

Profound Ignorance

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

The greedy child I was, I remember sucking my mom’s breast way too much… my earliest vivid memory was her being disgusted with me to the point where she rubber Aloe Vera all over her chest. Upon tasting the bitter substance, the genius young man I was, I gave her nipples a spit shine, classic wax on, wax off process… and returned to feeding.